Sephiroth in the morning

Ok, just so everyone's clear, this is supposed to be sephiroth (from ff7 or maybe kingdom hearts) Now no one i showed this to really got the joke (maybe cause it's lame)
But the joke is supposed to be about how sephiroth gets his bangs to go straight up. How does he do that?!?
So I figured that cement had to be involved. Cement and lots of hair gel.
This didn't turn out nearly as good as i had hoped but oh well.
He has fuzzy pink slippers!!